It's like, you know, work. Duh!

Wellllllllllllll... has anyone else been keeping up with the tabloid trash this week? The latest scandal to rip through Hollywood has the lovely and ever popular Paula "Cold Hearted Snake" Abdul, shacking up with a season 2 Idol competitor.

Now, the news is going crazy, the ACLU is mobilizing, SKYLAB IS FALLING!!! HOLY CRAP! Grab your kids and move to the shelters people!

But really, who cares? Why is this any different than that dude on the 2nd floor at work dating some bimbo he met at the local drinking hole last night? It's life, it happens. This is why I'm sick of Hollywood - Ironically, too much D-R-A-M-A...

Seacrest, Out!